funkeytowne: Every cute boy has a hidden agenda to get into your pants. Every slightly unattractive (for whatever reason) boy has an unredeemable flaw in his personality — because, no, no you’re not shallow! — that makes it impossible for you to feel comfortable with his level of interest in you. And all the while, all you want is a boy you can’t have. Because that’s what’s really fun....
o mai gawd
its like really late not why am i on tumblr goodnight i love you
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Anonymous asked: Do you have any classes with him?
Anonymous asked: What are the initials of the boy you like?
Anonymous asked: 13, 26, 33
A quick list of reasons my friends like me:
My car My extreme vulgarity My complete inability to function appropriately in public. Ask me questions now.
byeproductivity: I’m writing a novel. It’s called Into the Friendzone. It’s like Into the Wild, in that the main character is very lonely. The plot differs, however, in that in my story there is no action whatsoever. I think it will be a hit. ^ditto
Anonymous asked: why was tonight so great huh?
Was one of the best nights of my life.